Today, my hair looks like Roseanne Roseannadanna's. What was it about gestating 3 little boys in my womb that caused my hair to turn into this frizzled mass? I mean it never looked like this before I had them, so what the hell?! Is there some sort of direct line from the hair follicles to the uterus that my biology teachers failed to mention? I've read recently that it has something to do with the staggering amounts of hormones released into the bloodstream while growing the little raisin snatchers--that your actual chemical makeup can be changed by pregnancy. I guess I should consider myself lucky. After all, in a few years, when they start dating and driving, I'll be pulling out said frizzled mess.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
My hair
Today, my hair looks like Roseanne Roseannadanna's. What was it about gestating 3 little boys in my womb that caused my hair to turn into this frizzled mass? I mean it never looked like this before I had them, so what the hell?! Is there some sort of direct line from the hair follicles to the uterus that my biology teachers failed to mention? I've read recently that it has something to do with the staggering amounts of hormones released into the bloodstream while growing the little raisin snatchers--that your actual chemical makeup can be changed by pregnancy. I guess I should consider myself lucky. After all, in a few years, when they start dating and driving, I'll be pulling out said frizzled mess.
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