Funny

Huh. My husband is funny. He seriously expected that king-size Reese's Peanut Butter Egg in the refrigerator to last until he got home. We've been married almost 10 years......he should know me better than that. Now, pardon me whilst I lick the chocolate from my fingers....

Patience challenged?

Okay. So, I know that I have issues with temper. I am fully compos mentis on this area, trust me. I have been married to my wonderful husband, Gary, for nearly a decade. He knew what I was like before we married as well, because we dated for 4 years. So, why now, after all this time, should it suddenly come as a complete shock to him that I am easily annoyed. And the thing that annoys me the most is STUPID PEOPLE. As my Mother says, I do not suffer fools gladly.

My hair

Today, my hair looks like Roseanne Roseannadanna's. What was it about gestating 3 little boys in my womb that caused my hair to turn into this frizzled mass? I mean it never looked like this before I had them, so what the hell?! Is there some sort of direct line from the hair follicles to the uterus that my biology teachers failed to mention? I've read recently that it has something to do with the staggering amounts of hormones released into the bloodstream while growing the little raisin snatchers--that your actual chemical makeup can be changed by pregnancy. I guess I should consider myself lucky. After all, in a few years, when they start dating and driving, I'll be pulling out said frizzled mess.